2016 Here we go again. Locked in a series of rooms. Forced to solve puzzles. Smug robot seems helpful, but…
2019 Poor Rock, nobody takes you seriously anymore. There was a time when the name of Ozzy Osbourne, Prince of…
2016 Well, you’re dead. That’s the good news. The bad news is that instead of enjoying your eternal repose you…
2019 Are they trying to invent a new aesthetic here? What’s a good name for this? Sailpunk? Nah, it’s not…
2015 Day 1 The train pulls away from the station with a screech of metal. I am alone. I wait…
2019 It’s as good a metaphor as any. If you’re the sort of person who reads meaning into things, the…
2016 If this review were anything like the game, you would have died four times before the end of this…
2019 Unlike John, Erin Myers really does die at the end. If you want to find out how, that’ll be…
2015 Now that’s how you start a game. Boom! Drop out of warp speed right in front a space station,…
2019 Is it possible to review this without talking about Heretic and Hexen? I’m gonna have to try, since that…